I overheard this extange in the street a few weeks ago, when I was shopping in Worlds Apart!
(The TARDIS Landed just outside the shop and out came the Doctor, Steven and K9 Mark 0)
Doctor: Now then my boy we are in the year 2010 and I expect you to not start losing your temper at every female you see in the street. We will stay here for a little while as I've been here before and I don't need to exploer this place again.
Steven: Speak for yourself...
Doctor: What was that young man hmm!!!!
Steven: Nothing Doctor.
Doctor: Anyway I have materalesed the ship just outside this comic book store, I'm sure if you call Vicki she'll find something that'll amuse her for a while Vicki! Vicki my child! I have found a shop where you can buy something to read on our voyage to Skaro
(K9 then lifted his body and oil squerted out of his body)
Steven: Doctor that f***ing tin mutt of Vicki's has peed on my leg again!
Doctor: Now see here K9! what do you say hmm?
K9: No master!
(Then Vicki came out)
Vicki: Oh this is marvelous Doctor you have materised the TARDIS outside a comic book store! I read about them in my history books at home. Steven why are you cross? I've been good all day, even if you can't have the pasage of time in the TARDIS!
Steven: It's that bloodly tin mutt of yours!!! tell him to stop squreting oil all over the place or I'll blow him to kingdom come!!!
(Vicki got down to K9's level and spoke softly to him then she got up smiling)
Vicki: K9 has something to say to you!
K9: Sorry master!
Doctor: Now see then my children! not everything has to be solved with fighting and killing someday we shall all learn to live in peace and harmany until then we must go forward in all our believefs and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine, as I am always right!!!!!
NEXT EPISODE: VICKI GETS THE LATEST ISSUE OF DOCTOR WHO MAGAZENE